My current text convo:
Me: I finished my to do list early.
Sir: Not good.
Me: Hey, it isn’t my fault I am so efficient.
Sir: It is why you were hired.
Sir: What is going on?
Me: I’ve been on tumblr again.
Sir: I see.
Me: Yea, Lola is going a little haywire.
Sir: My masochist. I can’t come home early.
Me: I am getting ready to leave now. It is just an hour. Pwetty Pwetty Please
Me: I was trying to be sweet about it. You know I can get you home if I want to.
Sir: Yes, but you wont. Stay at work. Get off of tumblr. Get on that pin site you like so much.
Me: (starting to type…) Is that an
Sir: Yes, it is an order. I will take care of dinner. When you get home go straight to my office. I will be waiting for you.
In that voice.
Me: Yes sir
Funny how he can convey that voice over the written word. Yum, now that I am stuck in the office for another 45 minutes. Pinterest it is!